That has to be the click-baitiest bit o’ nonsense I’ve ever written. Ever and for me with over 10 years of blogging that’s saying something. I’m not talking about Kscope or ODTUG or Oracle. Instead, I am (of course) talking about me. Totes obvs. Why disappointing? ‘Cos I said I would live blog and I seem to be sort of, kind of, completely not doing just that and am instead lagging a day behind. Whoops. You can always follow my insanity on Twitter where I can get stuff out much more quickly.
As an aside, it has been pointed out to me that all of this is available on the Kscope app and that’s absolutely true. Think of this as my way of getting the product roadmaps and announcements out to world+dog.
What Cameron, what are you doing and how are you going to do it? Beats me but if you figure it out, send me a comment care of this blog.
I am again going to post a series of screenshots that highlight the really important announcements Oracle have made at Kscope. (As an aside: really, if you can swing it in any way, manner, shape, or form to come to Kscope2020 in Boston, Mass. you really ought to as this sort of blog is only giving you a smattering of what’s going on. There, I’ve performed my inarticulate best to sell Kscope. Dear ODTUG, I’ll take my payment in unmarked used twenties stuffed in a manila envelope at the corner of 6th & Pike sometime today. Hah! Clickbait again! I’m getting (not)good at this. I’m certainly enjoying it.)
agonizingly slow refreshingly tolerable flight across the country to get home I’m going to do my best to summarize and reflect upon all of the announcements in the conference but that comes later.
For now, here’s yesterday in pictures. I tried to post this in the order in which I took them but I’ve almost certainly jumbled up the sequences. Sorry, but it was a lot.
Oh yeah, apologies for the blurriness of the snapshots. Perhaps it’s time to get that new phone and let my iPhone 6 shuffle off this mortal coil. Or learn how to take pictures. Or both.
EPM Cloud past, present, and future
Data Management past, present, and future
What is the cloud service?
The skus have changed:
What’s in the Standard Cloud
What’s in Enterprise Cloud
Yeah, we have to learn Groovy
Period13 comes a-knockin’
Lease assets (this is for you consolidations chaps – I’ve got no idea what any of this means )
What’s coming in Projects
What’s coming in Strategic Modelling
Please predict what I’m going to wear today and if I’ll have clean underwear and socks. And if I’m going down that TMI path.
Coming in Planning – sorry, I suck at focusing an auto-focus camera
Close in Standard Cloud
How many cubes does it take to get to the middle of a cloud planning app
What’s in Enterprise Cloud Planning
What’s there in Standard Cloud
Free Form Planning aka “Essbase SaaS plus forms”
Grids are better than ever
How does one get there?
If you like your old E/PBCS, you can keep your old E/PBCS
Rest API and Groovy
Migration across pods
Data mapping and Smart Push
Give me a slice of pie
Glenn, Jason, Kyle, and Tim aka the Smart Ones at the Essbase Lunch n’ Learn
Yr. Obt. Svt. was honored to be the microphone monkey.
EPM Task Manager
IPA but not the beer
Let’s have a 3rd machine learning party
Predict if I’ll ever end this blog post. Nope, you can’t do it can you.
Report me to the authorities
Cloud reporting framework
Whew. Was that enough new for you? It should be.
Be seeing you.